[SOLD OUT] The Wonder Years

[SOLD OUT] The Wonder Years

Presented by Bowery Boston

Doors: 6:30 pm / Show: 7:00 pm

This show is SOLD OUT!

Tickets available at AXS.COM, or by phone at 855-482-2090. No service charge on tickets purchased in person at The Sinclair Box Office Wednesdays-Saturdays 12-7PM.

Please note: This show is open to all ages. Opening acts and set times are subject to change without notice. All sales are final unless a show is postponed or canceled. All bags larger than 12 inches x 12 inches, backpacks, professional cameras, video equipment, large bags, luggage and like articles are strictly prohibited from the venue. Please make sure necessary arrangements are made ahead of time. All patrons subject to search upon venue entry.



The Wonder Years


The Wonder Years are a band & they are a band from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania & they came to life in 2005 & they write songs & those songs are sometimes about people they love & those songs are sometimes about people you might have loved & those songs are sometimes about a city that could be the city you live in or a neighborhood that feels like it could be your neighborhood & they put those songs on albums & they put those songs on The Upsides in 2010 & they put those songs on Suburbia I’ve Given You All and Now I’m Nothing in 2011 & on The Greatest Generation in 2013 & on No Closer to Heaven in 2015 & those albums were loved by critics & even more loved by fans & their shows are awash with a genuine emotional energy that only they can pull out of a room & The Wonder Years are a band made up of old friends & they play rock & roll music & they play it like they mean it & they have played it in a lot of places & in front of a lot of people & they have played it in dive bars & arenas & outside with the whole sky bowing & they have played it on five continents & they have played it in thirty countries & they are still counting & Sister Cities is their new album & it is an album about how all of our distance might not be so wide after all & it was written with the world on fire & all of the songs sound like they are trying to build you a bridge from somewhere bad to somewhere better & The Wonder Years are a band & they are also bridge builders.


Trash Boat



Future Teens




We open on an older man and woman in their
seventies across the table from one another. The man looks pre-occupied and concerned.

ALICE: What’s wrong, Joe? Something on your mind?

JOE: Every since Cecil passed on, I’ve been
thinking a lot about life insurance. I want to be
sure the kids aren’t burdened when it’s my time. Do you and GLADYS have any?

ALICE: We do. But what’s really been helping us feel secure lately is FUTURE TEENS.

JOE: FUTURE TEENS? I’ve never heard of that.

Alice slides a copy of HARD FEELINGS across the table.

ALICE: They’re a rock band from Boston, MA and they’ve changed everything for Gladys and I. People call them BUMMER POP and it’s a label
they wear proudly.

JOE: I’ve never even heard of BUMMER POP.
what does that sound like?

ALICE: It sounds like it’s 1 am and you’re on the front stoop of a party full of people you barely know talking with your best friend after you’ve
both had a really hard couple of weeks.

JOE: That sounds comforting.

ALICE: It is! And more people are starting to hear about FUTURE TEENS. Just recently, they’ve started working with TRIPLE CROWN RECORDS and have played alongside notable acts like OSO OSO, VUNDABAR, AARON WEST, FREE THROW AND BAD BAD HATS.

JOE: Wow. Sounds like I should get on board
before it’s too late!

DISOLVE TO: Title Card appears on screen with a 1-800 number and rainbow text reading

FUTURE TEENS. Calming music plays and we hear a soothing, strong voice read our tag line and ending.

NARRATOR: FUTURE TEENS – A COMFORTING FRIEND IN A TERRIFYING WORLD. Call right away to reserve your FUTURE TEENS now. Don’t delay! Supplies are limited!

The NARRATOR reads the disclaimer at a much more rapid pace:

NARRATOR DISCLAIMER: While FUTURE TEENS may make you feel less alone, in most cases they will not physically be present during
your listening. FUTURE TEENS formed in 2014 with little aspiration outside of playing a Fourthof July BBQ. In the subsequent years the band
wrote and released more songs, steadily growing more serious about their goals. In 2017, they released HARD FEELINGS with TAKE THIS TO HEART RECORDS. Use of FUTURE TEENS may lead to random and frequent crying
punctuated with strangely joyful laughter.
FUTURE TEENS is not liable for any emotional distress caused by listening.